Types of Guests you can only meet at Desi Pakistani Wedding

There are different types of guests you can only see at desi wedding. Some of them are so annoying but you can’t do anything because you’re THE MIAZBAN. So, you have to bear all their torture. Most importantly, desi wedding is incomplete without a lot of annoying guests. After the wedding, you will only remember those moments and, give a big Thank You to Allah because everything went well and good.

Guests who won’t leave your house even after wedding

In desi wedding, some guests come from different cities and some are from the same city but still they do not leave your house after one week of wedding. Moreover, they come to you place one week before wedding. You have to help them in each and everything along with the burden of wedding arrangements. You can’t do anything because they’re Mehmaan.

Group of Chichoray Boys

Almost in every desi wedding, there is a group of boys who cannot control themselves to watch girls. Some of them are a part of Mehendi dances and, others roam about in the wedding to impress girls.

Energetic Aunties & Uncles

In desi wedding, there are some aunties and uncles who are busy talking with someone but when DJ plays a song, they cannot resist themselves from dancing. Sometimes, the grandmothers/fathers also dance with khala/khalu, chachi/chacha and mami/mamu.

Crazy Foodies

In desi wedding, everyone waits for the line ROTI KHULGYI HAI. When guests hear this line, they run for food. Some sit near the food table. Some divides the duties like “You will bring RICE, You will bring NAN, You will bring bottles, You will bring Tea etc”

Friendly Aged-Uncles

There are always some too much over friendly uncles who roam about near young girls and ladies. They praise ladies and unmarried girls like a pervert. If you see anyone of them-RUN

Guests with ENVELOPES

There are some guests who say that they gave us only 1000 at our function so, don’t give them more than 1000 on their function.

The Rishta Seekers

In every desi wedding, there are always Rishta-seeker aunties who say MASHAALAH for every unmarried girl. Some of them only come at wedding to find a GOOD DOCTOR BAHU who knows how to make GOL ROTI.

Family Disputes

Every desi wedding starts and ends with a family dispute. Mostly, it is caused by Phupho because you have done something not liked by her or without taking her suggestion.

“Jeetay/Jeeti Raho” Aunties & Uncles

In every Pakistani wedding, there are some uncles and aunties who are very sweet and give blessings by saying jeeti raho beta. The most irritating time is when they give blessings by rubbing their hands on your head which ruins your hair style.

The Desperate SINGLES

In every wedding, there are some singles who roam about to find a handsome boy or a beautiful girl but they don’t get success due to the aunties and uncles in the wedding who watch their each and every move.

The Forever Angry Guests

There are always some guests who remain angry at everything. According to them, they were unable to get close table from the stage, or they didn’t get any food item, or they didn’t see the Dulhan etc.

Annoying Tidday

In every desi wedding, there are small kids who cry, run and fights in the hall without any reason. Some of them create problem for videographers and photographers by standing and dancing on stage. Some kids collect money from the floor which is for Band Bajay Walay and Dhol Walay.

The MEESNI but Gorgeous Girls

Some girls with a lot of makeup are present in every desi wedding. They look gorgeous but sit quietly in the hall. They remain silent during every wedding and observe things. After the wedding, they discuss everything with their moms.

The Extremely Dressed up Ladies

There are always some ladies who dressed up and put on makeup extremely. They think that everyone will watch them.

 The Pakistani Photographer

In desi wedding, photographer take couple pictures in the weird poses. Khandan walay calls him after every second and ask him to take their family portraits or solo pictures.

The Pakistani Videographer

In desi wedding, the videographers remain busy making videos of aunties, girls and Dulha Dulhan. They record each and every moment even when everyone is eating.

The VIP guests

In every desi wedding, some guests come from abroad. They are introduced in the whole hall like Canada walay mamu or London wali Khala.

The Desi Gossipers

In ever desi wedding, Desi gossipers are present. They sit at the same table and discuss bride, her makeup, dress, jewelry, mehendi and everything. Moreover, they judge other ladies and unmarried girls present in the wedding. They also judge the couple by giving comments of beautiful/handsome.

They end up saying:

“DONO MADE FOR EACH OTHER HAIN”

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